So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

[Kirk wished he could say he was surprised by the sudden turn of events on this port. But it was the Barge, so if there was such a thing as a boring port, then that was really worrisome. Was there some horrible death awaiting them out there? Probably. But sitting around this Vault thing wasn't going to do any good ( Read more... )

So Shego. Wanna get breakfast the normal way?

[Kirk looks like he's going to say something really important, like an apology or what the fuck. But. Why bother. It's just how the Barge is. So he just sighs.]

I can't even say I'm surprised with this.

[Sighsighsigh]

[Private to Leia]

Where are you?

[Private to Shego]

How are you doing?

Can someone stop by my room and check on my dog? Maybe even take care of him for a few days? Or a week?

[Private to Martha]

I don't know if you're the right person to ask about this, but how do you go about really dealing with PTSD? I've come to discover that Starfleet's overview of it is really shit and not helpful at all.

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So.

What'd you crazy kids get up to while I was gone?

Shego, you can stop sticking your Kirk shaped voodoo doll with pins now.

[Alright so, the idea of giving Shego space because she pretty much said to him that she hated who he was now, kind of backfired. Alright, so it really backfired because giving her space more or less translated into ignoring her and Jim felt pretty guilty for that. So even though it made him borderline uncomfortable-- he knew he was keeping himself ( Read more... )

I've decided I really hate pumpkin flavored things after this port.

[Private to Shego]

What'd you do with your free time? Remember rule #3.

So where's the logic in assigning someone an Inmate and then not even telling them when they leave?

I'm back. Any disasters--actually, lie to me if there was. I don't need to know.

If you're new here, then welcome. I'm Captain James T. Kirk and you're probably going to hate it here in a few months.

[Private to Shego]

You're graduating. This isn't negotiable anymore.

[ooc; I found a few free hours, so.. here you go, TLV. Have space ( Read more... )